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	<title>The Mamacoke Think Tank &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>SNL On Obama&#8217;s Accomplishments</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/10/04/snl-on-obamas-accomplishments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 20:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saturday Night Live]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[oval office messageby postertube
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		<title>Real Men Of Congress</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/09/23/real-men-of-congress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:34:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Charlie Rangel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Corruption]]></category>

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		<title>Are You A Racist?</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/09/19/are-you-a-racist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Racism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This handy chart will help you figure out what and how to think in the age of Obama:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This <a href="http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2009/09/024552.php">handy chart</a> will help you figure out what and how to think in the age of Obama:<br />
<img class="alignleft" src="http://powerlineblog.com/archives/assets_c/2009/09/obamaflowchart21-thumb-410x393.jpg" alt="" width="410" height="393" /></p>
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		<title>Figure It Out&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/09/14/figure-it-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conspiracy Theories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[President Obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For all of the conspiracy theorists out there:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For all of the conspiracy theorists out there:</p>
<p><img class="alignleft" src="http://imgur.com/O7rgP.jpg" alt="" width="298" height="500" /></p>
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		<title>Can We At Least Agree This Is Torture?</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/09/08/can-we-at-least-agree-this-is-torture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Onion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
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		<title>Glorious &#8220;Basterds&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/09/03/glorious-basterds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Burton</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inglourious Basterds]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The film opens with a very familiar scene. A hulking man methodically chops wood outside his peaceful country house. On the horizon, a small motorcade grows louder as it spits up rocks and dust from the unpaved road. Nazis. The man softly orders his daughters into the house, washes his face, and waits. What the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5426" title="inglorious" src="http://mamacokethinktank.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/inglorious.jpg" alt="" width="163" height="228" />The film opens with a very familiar scene. A hulking man methodically chops wood outside his peaceful country house. On the horizon, a small motorcade grows louder as it spits up rocks and dust from the unpaved road. Nazis. The man softly orders his daughters into the house, washes his face, and waits. What the viewer expects next is obvious, but what unfolds instead is a gut-wrenchingly tense, dialogue-focused scene. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361748/">Inglourious Basterds</a>&#8216; best scene, hands down, as Quentin Tarantino locks the viewer into a unwaveringly strong emotional state while revealing that his methodology moving forward will never be predictable.</p>
<p>As the trailers suggested, <em>Basterds </em>is indeed about a band of Jewish soldiers reigning brutal terror on Nazis in occupied France. Brad Pitt&#8217;s badass hick Lt. Aldo Raine gets the Nazi scalps he demands and the audience is treated to the graphic delivery.  But despite the marketing, the film spends most of its time exploring the evolution of the story&#8217;s set piece rather than spending two hours killing Nazis.<span id="more-5425"></span></p>
<p>Power-drunk Joesph Goebells has convinced both himself and Hitler that his cinematic vision (propaganda) will usher a new dawn for filmmaking.  His newest “masterpiece” tells the story of a lone Nazi officer &#8211; playing himself in the movie &#8211; who sniped more than three hundred Allies from a tower.  Goebells and his star settle on a premiering the film at a small French theater owned and operated by a young Jewish woman hiding under a false identity.</p>
<p>The Basterds catch wind of the premiere and its high-ranking guests and set out to blow up the Third Reich.  At the same time, the theater&#8217;s owner and her lover devise a similar plan, and the two groups of would-be assassins set their plans in motion – each unknown to the other.</p>
<p>Though it would likely excel through its cathartic violence and style alone, Tarantino&#8217;s movie – like all of his previous films &#8211; strikes the perfect chord with its characters and their actors. Brad Pitt’s ethics-be-damned Lt. Raine is a scene-stealer, but he faces stiff competition from Til Schweiger’s quiet-but-nutso Nazi defector Hugo Stiglitz.  Melanie Laurent commands her scenes as the Jewish theater owner, and the rest of the supporting cast is perfect (including Austin Powers-ish Mike Myers). But everyone else pales in comparison to the SS “Jew Hunter” played by Christoph Waltz who delivers the most interesting (and Oscar-worthy) character of any Tarantino film.</p>
<p><em>Inglourious Basterds</em> ignores history and defies reason, but Tarantino’s latest is certainly one of his best.</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>4.5/5</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>EDIT: </strong>Jeffery Wells <a href="http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2009/08/jew_dogs.php">makes an excellent case</a> about one very disturbing scene in the movie. I thought about writing about it in my review, but decided that it was relatively inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.  After reading Wells&#8217; article, I decided that he is absolutely right &#8211; not about the movie as a whole (which I still give a 4.5) but about the scene he describes.  It was shown partially in the trailer and <a href="http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/02/11/a-surprising-reaction-to-the-inglorious-basterds-trailer/">almost turned me off</a> from seeing the movie at all.</p>
<p>The scene happens early enough in the movie that its brutality is forgotten as the rest of the film unfolds, but it is a smear on the canvas for sure.</p>
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		<title>Parting shots</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/07/28/parting-shots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Burton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanity Fair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[William Shatner]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve given ConnScript a hard time for being harsh towards Sarah Palin, but here are two hilarious resignation-related items that I couldn&#8217;t pass up sharing. The first is the Vanity Fair editorial staff taking a crack at fixing the speech.
The second is William Shatner interpreting Palin&#8217;s resignation speech as performance art:

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;ve given ConnScript a hard time for being harsh towards Sarah Palin, but here are two hilarious resignation-related items that I couldn&#8217;t pass up sharing. The first is the Vanity Fair editorial staff <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/07/palin-speech-edit-200907 ">taking a crack at fixing the speech.</a></p>
<p>The second is William Shatner interpreting Palin&#8217;s resignation speech as performance art:<br />
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		<title>Why ice cubes taste boring.</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/07/27/why-ice-cubes-taste-boring/</link>
		<comments>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/07/27/why-ice-cubes-taste-boring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:40:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Burton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Commercial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John C. Reilly]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just watched Jon Stewart trap Bil Kristol on healthcare, which wasn&#8217;t a great way to end my night.  Fortunately, a friend sent me this video and I&#8217;m going to bed laughing out loud. Here is one of many Brule&#8217;s Rules (take a look, it&#8217;s only 18 seconds):

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just watched Jon Stewart trap Bil Kristol on healthcare, which wasn&#8217;t a great way to end my night.  Fortunately, a friend sent me this video and I&#8217;m going to bed laughing out loud. Here is one of many Brule&#8217;s Rules (take a look, it&#8217;s only 18 seconds):</p>
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		<title>Oui, oui!</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/07/10/oui-oui/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jack Burton</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Case in point that visual evidence is not necessarily proof of anything: Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy seem to get caught scoping a girl&#8217;s backside:

But the video reveals President Obama got the short end of the stick!  I didn&#8217;t think this story was newsworthy in the first place, but I do find it the results [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Case in point that visual evidence is not necessarily proof of anything: Barack Obama and Nicolas Sarkozy seem to get caught scoping a girl&#8217;s backside:<br />
<img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5062" title="sarkozy-obama" src="http://mamacokethinktank.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sarkozy-obama.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="275" /><br />
But the video reveals President Obama got the short end of the stick!  I didn&#8217;t think this story was newsworthy in the first place, but I do find it the results of the analysis very amusing.</p>
<p>While Obama was turning to find the hand of a lady he was helping down the stairs, Nicolas Sarkozy clearly was checking out the 17 year-old girl.  Check out the very subtle (pause, not!) turn-and-lean that the French president pulls off. Carla Bruni might have a few words:</p>
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		<title>Send Them Back!</title>
		<link>http://mamacokethinktank.com/2009/07/10/send-them-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ConnScript</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[They don&#8217;t speak the language, they disrespect our laws and culture and the only jobs they create pay less than minimum wage.  Send them back!

Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They don&#8217;t speak the language, they disrespect our laws and culture and the only jobs they create pay less than minimum wage.  Send them back!</p>
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<a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/mexico_builds_border_wall_to_keep?utm_source=videoembed">Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes</a></p>
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